“Pack up the Buick LeSabre, we’re going back to 1996,” he said. “Grab your collection of Beanie Babies and get ready to dip-frost your Dunkaroos because MapQuest is showing us the shining path to revolution, and it is an eight-page printout that you accidentally did in full color and your mom’s gonna fucking kill you for it.”
Of course, he acknowledged that there could be a reason other than an “outrageous act of rebellion” for MapQuest’s decision.
